Friday, May 21, 2010

So THAT'S why....

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. 

So really, we aren't fat. We are enormously cultured, educated and happy.


Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, "Good grief, look how smart I am!"; it must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!

2 comments:

TeamSabin said...

Love the "smartass" take on weight...will keep that piece of advice front and forward in my quest to rationalize my "size" in life.
I'm just a wee girl in a substantial ride...????
I'm really working the angles, huh???
Thinking of you all...Chuck loved the musical gift from Greg recently!
So...when do you think you'll take a trip to Utah?? I know of a great place for you to stay!!!!! wink wink

Tiffani said...

LOVE THIS!!!!

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